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2014

25

Sep

Karlie Kloss Yoga Pose for Taylor Swift of the Day

I wonder if this is the pose she goes in whenever Taylor Swift, the girl who “owns” her, is around, because Taylor Swift, being the powerful tycoon that she is, will allow other girls around her – as long as they are on their fucking heads…so that only the Queen Taylor can be upright…you know…in some egotistical, crazy rich celebrity, bow down for more me in Downward Dog because Yoga is so cute and trendy, kind of way…

Or maybe this is her training for the marathon oral sex sessions she has with Taylor Swift, you know this is her getting mind and body spiritually ready for their tantric experience…

Or maybe, this is the position Taylor Swift puts her in before they fist…and scissor…fist..and scissor….fist…and scissor..

Or maybe, she’s just doing the instagram Yoga Pose – so many girls do…

Either way, it’s not sexy….

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