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2014

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them.

My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts – only for them to send me nude pics before they realize this web entrepreneur is the only motherfucker in internet entrepreneur history to be broke homeless if it wasn’t for an obese woman I married to pay my rent – in exchange for my horrible companionship…

It may be the weekend, but not for me, not because I work, but because for me…everyday is hell…a hell I can’t look forward to….

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Anastasia Ashley Surfer Tits Getting Drunk in NYC
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Paris Hilton Spent 230,000 dollars in a CLub – I Know It WAs Someone Else’s Money
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10 Worst Puns This Year in Sports
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George Clooney is Getting Married – Here’s a Tribute to All his Exes
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The Suspects in the Illinois Murder Tried to Have Sex Near the Bodies
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Rachel McAdams is Not Hot
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Zoe Saldana’s Pregnant Nipples
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Benedict Cumberbatch Can’t Say Penguin
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Amber Rose Gets 1 Million Dollars for her 1 Year Marriage
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Famous Dead People With Cats
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Kelly Brook See Through
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The Greatest Photo Ever Taken EVER.
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Naya Rivera Pregnancy Pics
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Public Transit Insanity
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Marriage Proposal Fail
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Do You Remember These 90s TGIF Shows
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Mary Kate Olsen Probably got Secret Married
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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret
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Alba Leaves Price Tag on Her Jacket
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A Whole Weekend’s Worth Of Tittie Fucking
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Joanna Krupa Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie Bikini Body
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Real Life Sex Toy is Crazy
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Crackhead Freaking the Fuck Out…Thanks THe Party Drugs
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Bar Rafaeli Panty Upskirt
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So Many Redheads…
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Jenny McCarthy Old Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr Amazing Nude Outtakes
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Tight Dresses
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Lyndall Jarvis Maxim South Africa
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Big Tits in the Bath
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The Dude WHo Pisses Out of His Arm
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