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2014

29

Sep

Victoria Justice Simulates Blow Job with Bottle of the Day

I guess after seeing how great Victoria Justice was in her celebrity nude scandal pics – you probably masturbated to before the lawyers got involved – even though 99 percent of the pics are still available to you online if you use this thing called GOOGLE…this picture of her simulating a blow job with a champagne bottle is hardly fucking scandalous even though it would have been just 3 weeks ago…

The world is porn and sex obsessed. Cameras mean “film me masturbating for the guy I like”…Filming you masturbate for the guy you like means “the world will see this but I don’t care I just want to get off”…so it isn’t that all child stars are all the fucking same – seeking attention and validation…it’s that all people are the same…..I mean even I have jerk off videos on the internet – because YOLO….even though they are humiliating.

So all this to say champagne blow job or not…we’re all just human….and want our dick sucked or pics that even remotely like that starring girls you masturbated to because your wife made you spend quality time with the kids in front of the TV.

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