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2014

29

Oct

Christina Milian Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place..

It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little..

It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through..

Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!”

Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.

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