I don’t think Christina Aguilera matters at all, but I am pretty sure Christina Aguilera thinks she matters, and I am sure her husband also thinks she matters, because she probably reminds him of it everytime she orders him around to do shit for their multiple babies…she just gives off that vibe, where years of being celebrated not only by fans but also with money, makes her think she’s actually matters..and I am sure to some fat girl about to kill herself listening to that “Beautiful” song, that’s is a blatant lie, because you aren’t beautiful….she does matter…but to me she’s just some chubby, washed up, mom of two with some big old titties that are actually old now…and I guess that’s enough…and she does in fact matter…

I guess the big question in all this is whether that’s a nipple slip…or just some push up bra supporting these mom tits…and the fact that that is the most complicated question of the day…makes me wonder whether my life is amazing or pathetic…

Let’s go with pathetic.

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