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2014

10

Nov

Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day


People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know…

That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes….

Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is.

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