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2014

13

Nov

Heidi Klum Naked for Sharper Image of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old, and she may have 100 babies, with at least 1 black man and a few white men, but I guess she’s proving that if you’re a genetically modified freak, kind of like American produce, all thanks to Nazi germany programs of ethnic cleansing in the 40s, to achieve an aryan race, you call pull off getting naked for the one shop in the mall that sells massage wands that every mom knows aren’t for massaging tight knots in their neck…

I guess what i am saying is that Heidi Klum is naked to endorse mall sex toys…and there’s not nearly enough nipple.

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2014

13

Nov

Heidi Klum Naked for Sharper Image of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old, and she may have 100 babies, with at least 1 black man and a few white men, but I guess she’s proving that if you’re a genetically modified freak, kind of like American produce, all thanks to Nazi germany programs of ethnic cleansing in the 40s, to achieve an aryan race, you call pull off getting naked for the one shop in the mall that sells massage wands that every mom knows aren’t for massaging tight knots in their neck…

I guess what i am saying is that Heidi Klum is naked to endorse mall sex toys…and there’s not nearly enough nipple.

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