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2014

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about sober people, I am talking about all my homies who have gone through AA, and who don’t drink, is that they aren’t sober because of the drink, they are sober because they are drug addicts and drinking makes them do drugs, and drugs are bad, and now they feed that addictive gene with other things, like sex or making money, but usually sex meaning as you drink yourself into the gutter, they are out there still raging, only instead of by getting wasted, it’s by fucking three or four girls in various bar bathrooms and back alleys, and that is my favorite thing about partying with sober people…I mean that and the fact they can give you a life home at the end of the night…

Here are some morning links.


Sports Without the Ball…
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Julianne Hough in Shape Magazine
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Drunk Johnny Depp
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Solange Knowles Married a 51 Year Old
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Anonymous Hacks KKK Twitter Account
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Science Beat Kim Kadashian’s Ass…
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TV Host Proves No One Gives a Shit About What Male TV Show Hosts Wear
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Cats Giving High Fives
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Wife Raps Along to Salt and Peppa
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Girls Going Out partying…
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The Bicycle Acrobatic
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15 Celebs Who Love Banksy
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Dr Huxtable was Raping Chicks in the 80s
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10 Times People Misjudged the Depth of a Puddle
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Claudia Romani is Ridiculous.
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Scared Dog Walks Through the Door Backwards
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The Cat that Plays with a Piece of Paper
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This Dog Can’t Catch ANything in its Mouth
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16 Celebs Having Fan Boy Moments…
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Video of Darren Willson Wrongfully Arresting Someone in 2013
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