I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

18

Nov

Bryana Holly for Galore of the Day

Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent….

That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy…

So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth…

Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen…..

These pics were for my friends at GALORE

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