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2014

18

Nov

Jessie Andrews Bush or Terry Richardson of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I love BUSH, I think it is the greatest fashion accessory for a vagina, other than my dick…provided I could find my dick, I am pretty fat and it is a scavenger hunt I am not really into trying….but bush…bush brings me flashbacks of my youth, it made vaginas exciting to explore, you had to dick for the clit and there was nothing more glorious than a matted dread lock of a bunch of pubic hair to really get me off…I still have visions of braiding my beard into bush…and most importantly, when I find a bush, usually on a hipster because they are lazy, but also get that being different is ok, even if in being different they are being the same as all the other hipsters…they get that it is an opportunity to craft their own vision for their vagina, shape it the way they want, to share with the world….”this is my pubic hair”….

You see I don’t hate bald pussy, it just reminds me of the Kardashians and Jersey Shore, it’s so mainstream and suburban…and lacks excitement, it’s just typical thanks to dudes thinking hair is gross and the media creating a false need.

That said, Jessie Andrews is an overrated pornstar, she has fucked alot, she’s pretty hip and cool working for American Apparel and Terry Richardson and other hipster nonsense, she’s also a DJ, and here is her bush you’ve probably seen before, but this time it’s for fashion…making it seemingly so different…

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