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2014

25

Nov

Coco Does Thanksgiving of the Day

Being a hooker, who has managed to sugar baby some dude who likes hookers, allowing her the financial freedom to have a good time just fucking around as a hooker would, if a hooker had the means to fuck around, and the whole thing is fun, even cute and I appreciate it, because despite being a silly ass implant novelty act you’d expect to find at a strip club, she has a lot of fun trying to make her own money and pave her own way, when other hookers who sugar baby rich guys become uppity bitches, who think they are the reason their boyfriends are rich, and who spend their boyfriends money like it was their own, because 50 percent of it is their own, but it’s way worse than staying true to her half naked self…

So this is an instagram campaign for some shitty brand, and she’s doing it with a gutter, welfare thanksgiving meal that she made herself at the grocery store’s pre-made food section…and I guess what matters is not her thanksgiving spirit, but her reflection in the mirror…that ass may go for blood, but it’s no vampire…

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