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2014

01

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up…

This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract…

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