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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans…

Here she is working out….

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