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2014

08

Dec

I’m Dreaming of an Emily Ratajkowski Filled Christmas of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the pictures from this Holiday shoot for Yamamay Lingerie, who probably paid Emily Ratajkowski over 100,000 dollars to participate in the shit, even though she’s not tall enough to be a model, but she’s relevant enough to get the pay day, because thanks to the interent posting all her nude pics, and people being responsive to those nude pics, she’s made it.

So girls, don’t be scared of nude pics, look at what nude pics do for Emily Ratajkowski…

And Emily Ratajkowski….is no longer Emily Rat Cow…because I get her hustle and after meeting her at Art Basel, I felt like she was actually good people…and her face was far less bird-like or offensive, and her lips looked far less fake, and her short little body was short enough to feel like in a lot of ways, her scam worked and that she probably doesn’t deserve what she’s got, but she’s got it, so good for her for pulling it off…and those tits….well they are just awesome…so there you have it, if you’re nice to me when I meet you, I stop hating. Maybe I do have a soul

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