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2014

08

Dec

Lauren Cohan for ContentMode Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Lauren Cohan is. I don’t know what ContentMode Magazine is. I just know that she is an it girl, or someone people are interested in, because she’s on a TV show, and TV is the future of entertainment, because there’s more money in it than in movies. I also know that nude colored leotards, or whatever this outfit is, is worth trying to masturbate to when you don’t have actual nudes to masturabte to….because when you can’t have sex, and really even when you do have sex, masturbating is a pretty good sideline hobby.

All this to say, I hate posed pictures, unless the poses are sleazy like this, in which case, I really like them.

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