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2014

09

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gets Cougared by Paris Hilton of the Day

The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, probably doing whatever drugs they could find…she’s a white trash millionaire…what the fuck do you expect…I mean roll through any trailer park in america and offer some toothless meth head a million dollars a month or more just for spending money and see what happens…

Now I don’t know who was locked in the stall with her, I don’t know what drugs they were doing, but it must have been luxurious, you know seeing as you have to lock yourself in a public piss covered toilet to do it…but the rumor that is obvious but still funny, is that Paris Hilton was all over he all night, probably trying to eat her pussy hoping it would give her powers, youth and relevance…or maybe Paris is just a dirtbag brat who fucks everything she likes…but more likely, she’s just more into associating with what she thinks is important…

Who cares…well I guess it seems like I do…

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