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2014

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Dec

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples of the Day

Alexis Ren is a new it girl, who I guess has gone viral thanks to Instagram and is now getting all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…

All this to say, apparently, they are making a comeback, using Alexis Ren, who ignored my email I sent her on May 10 of this year, making me kind of hate her for ruining our destiny of eternal love and happiness…

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