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2014

22

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This time of year always reminds me that there are perks to being a mall Santa, even if you’re not a pedophile, like the fact that if you can endure having shitty, stinky, ghetto kids on your lap for 12 hours a day, while pretending to be excited about their greedy, unworthy, shitty germ filled demands, you are bound to find at least one single mother, who has a Santa Claus fetish, who appreciates how nice you are to their kids, to suck you off in the Mall Bathroom while their shitty kids are at the toy store…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Amy Pascal Wants a Black James Bond
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Dr Evil did Saturday Night Live Badly…
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Cassie Cardelle is the Water Slut of the Day
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Constance Jablonski in a See Through Dress
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How Amazon Receives Your Inventory
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Martha Stewart Makes Gangster Gingerbread Houses
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Mind Blowing Coffee Art…
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209 Seconds That Will Make You Question Your Existence
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Terrorists Target Madonna
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Anonymous Targets Iggy Azalea
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Nick Offerman Reads Twas the Night Before Xmas
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Ktie Cassidy in a Thong Bikini
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Santa with Dogs over People
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25 Awesome Urinals…
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This is the List of the Best Porn EVER
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