Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn.

But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model…

Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this.

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