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2014

31

Dec

Emily Osment’s Bikini Handstand of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job.

Happy New Year….

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