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2015

05

Jan

Dylan Penn Is in a Campaign of the Day

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter he had with Robin Wright. She’s a bit of a babe at 23, making a name for herself by leveraging her name, which I guess is what you would do if you weren’t a loser for a long line of losers….and I just think it is too bad that she’s doing these elegant style campaigns that are almost classy…because I need my rich girls to be broken thanks to their narcissistic fathers neglecting them, making them turn to drugs and random cock, hoping to get attention or noticed…while trying to fill the void left in their souls by their dads….

So in a lot of ways…this campaign makes me sad…it represents all that went right in her life…that I would have rather went wrong…because I am a an asshole…

But the good news is that she’s still an aspiring model, and aspiring models are all whores…and we like whores….at least I do…even when they are too high end for me…I still know what they are about and that’s usually enough to make me happy….

Ermanno Scervino S/S 2015 AD Campaign from ERMANNO SCERVINO on Vimeo.

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