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2015

05

Jan

Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation….

I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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