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2015

07

Jan

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Ellie Goulding bikini pics matter…

I mean I know she’s got a bunch of shitty, easy to market, overplayed popsongs that you probably know the lyrics to and that you may catch yourself singing along to, even though they make you want to rip out your eardrums after shooting yourself in the dick…but you’re still singing along because the music industry has paid scientists to figure out how to brainwash you by sending you messages through these overly commercial songs sung by puppets..it’s the only explanation for it…

Science has also developed fitness regimes to have fit round asses..that I’m not sure Ellie Goulding bother’s with, because I guess she’s a robot and this is how they make us think she’s human…


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