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2015

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Does Marilyn Monroe of the DAy

South African, owned by Victoria’s Secret model, like on of the slaves on her farm back home, Candice Swanepoel, got done up as Marilyn Monoroe, and it is not even Halloween….making the whole thing creepy as fuck, because anytime I dress like a dead woman and it is not Halloween, people find it fucking weird…and I feel the same scrutiny should be applied to this import models…who I prefer when they are half naked…because that’s the whole reason they exist…or should be…because of the way they are built…

But you Marilyn Monroe weirdo fans, who like her so much that they would dig her up and jerk off on her remains, probably like this kind of thing, or anything the resembles Marilyn Monroe, even though she’s been dead 100 years…

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