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2015

16

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Still in Selfie Bikini Shoots of the Day

Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones…

She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots…

I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them….

That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.

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