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2015

23

Jan

Alyssa Miller for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Here’s old, washed up, dumpy, never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it…

Now if you read this site, you’ll know I hate Gyllenhaal, I’ve had a fight with him and I’ve seen him first hand, face to face, and know one thing…and that is any girl who is with him, is with him because he’s Jake Gyllenhaal famous guy, and you put up with his shit, because it’s worth the press….

Either way, here’s her nonsense.

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