The highlight of my life was when I was tipped off that this obscure twitter account was Amanda Bynes after her breakdown. You know one of those anonymous accounts that people only find out about when she sends the press release and the paparazzi, but that I randomly connected with before it blew up…and we interacted…

The highlight of Amanda Bynes’ life was probably not interacting with me on twitter after all the arrests, rehab visits, nose dives into hell….it was probably back when she was at the top of her game…

But who cares about Amanda Bynes, I mean unless she’s in a scandal no one gives a fuck..I only care because she looks like a bloated Russian hooker I once got a handjob from….I think she ended up dying…but I’ll never forget that magic….especially not now that Amanda Bynes looks like her…and is bringing up all those memories of that firm grip…

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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