Luci Ford , is as far as I’m concerned, the next big thing….

She’s been doing all kinds of shoots, she’s awesome on snapchat, and she’s hot as fuck…or at least hot enough for me to post any pics I see of her, in hopes that she sees them and finds my love poems in the form of slanderous posts on people, is endearing and that she just can’t get enough of it, ending in a double wedding, a bunch of babies…and forever happiness…after we meet in Canada for a shoot, and end up getting stranded in a snowstorm ,forced to kill off my wife and use her fat as fuel for the fire…you know a traumatic experience that you can only fall in forever love with the person you experience it with…kind like cast members on Survivor, since no one else knows their struggle…

Either way, Luci Ford…

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