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2015

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Feb

Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy…

Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that.

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