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2015

19

Feb

Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, because these brands need to tap into every ethnicity to sell as much product as they can to different demographics, so if a company like Victoria’s Secret, that has helped her become one of the top paid models in the industry, didn’t have a Puerto Rican, they’d be shitting on what I would consider a huge percentage of their market, because Puerto Rican women, along with being a little insane, the kind of girl who will cut your dick off in your sleep, are these high maintenance things that like new panties, but can’t always afford or really even know that Victoria’s Secret is shit quality…you know suburbanites and their mall shopping…

All this to say, she’s hot as fuck, and True Religion, like Victoria’s Secret is saying “let’s sell to the hispanics”…and I like how they go about doing it…because I am a pervert and this is naked enough on a hot body for me to notice…even though I’m not Puerto Rican.

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