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2015

03

Mar

Anja Konstantinova is Alright of the Day

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These are some pics of a model named Anja Konstantinova, which coincidentally is the name of my mail order bride, not that I can afford a mail order bride, you see it’s not just the upfront costs of shipping them over here for companionship, it is that Russians have all developed really expensive tastes, want expensive cars and designer purses, and have no real soul due to communism to be loyal to you, so the second they get over here, they leave you for a Russian mobster, who can pimp them out to richer dudes who can get them the luxuries they need…

All this to say, I don’t even know if she’s Russian. I just know she’s topless and wearing pantyhose, and that may be all I need to know…

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