Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…

But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..

You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…

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