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2015

03

Mar

I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

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To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her…

I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her…

This terrifies me…

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