Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs…

So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to.

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