Here are some pictures by a photographer in LA named Max Thompson of my favorite girl pretty much ever…

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …she’s not famous for anything, so she doesn’t annoy me as of yet…and even if she landed some kind of dancing with the stars bullshit, I probably could never hate her…because she’s perfect…

You know the right level of naughty exhibitionist, but not smutty or trashy about it, but rather like a cool art project I just stumbled into and had no choice but to run out and start masturbating to it…uncontrollably…even though I haven’t had a boner in a decade…

You get what I am saying here, and that is that the world is filled with instagram trash….the world is filled with fame whores…the world is filled with these girls doing photoshoots so they can land a rich husband or end up on the Bachelor…or in a paparazzi pic…but there are girls who are just doing it because they like coming up with interesting things…like babe with purple shampoo eating cookies…fuck you world…I think we’re done here…the best has just happened.

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