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2015

04

Mar

Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

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Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break…

All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out.

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