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2015

05

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian…

She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant…

But she does look good in her instagram porn….

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