Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved…

I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber…

I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo..

Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him…..

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