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2015

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

MHD-March-11-2015

My new Tinder line is “why haven’t we had penetrative vaginal or anal sex yet, I feel like you don’t like me”..

It doesn’t work.

Another thing that doesn’t work is telling a girl that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….

So if you’re trying to get up in a girl…don’t tell her that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….even if you are used to younger less traveled pussies…

Here are some morning links at 1 pm…

Hullahoop Girl of the Day
GO

So Much Underboob
GO

Walking Dead has an LA Spinoff
GO

Kerrie McMahon is a Water Whore
GO

The Man Who Turns Himself into Kim Kardashian
GO

Fat Kelly Brook is Trying to Get Fit
GO

Another Water Whore
GO

Emanuelle Chriqui Side Boob
GO

Johnny Depp Gets Injured on Set
GO

Karlie Kloss Will Be in Zoolander 2
GO

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