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2015

20

Mar

Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

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I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton…

She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot…

That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media:

“I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.”

Some people deserve to be made fun of….

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