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2015

25

Mar

Kaili Thorne Is the Thorne Sister Who Blocked Me of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is the hipster Thorne Sister that their hippie parents whored out to the industry, but that didn’t stick as much as her redheaded sister, because redheads are weirdos

So the whole hollywood thing didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless…

You know, photoshoots for instagram that these idiots think is art…And in the process, blocked me from her social media, but luckily the internet sees all…I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it…but I love the one who didn’t make it trying to get out of the one who did make it’s shadow by showing her tits…

I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne, even if her family doesn’t, and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I just want you is to sit on my face….like real love…

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