The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from what is real and fake..
Stretch…
It’s Coachella weekend, let’s hope at least one celebrity has “heat stroke”…
Here are some morning links….
Britney Spears Does Music Videos
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Jared Leto as The Joker
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Jet Lag of the Day
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Stupid Criminal of the Day
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Hilary Clinton for President
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Mirror Selfies!
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Butt in Leggings of the Day
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Dude to Get a Head Transplant
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Keri Russell in a Bikini
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Elevator Suicide!
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People Fucking Love Chick-Fil-A
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Elsa Hosk Topless for Mirage
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Two Girls Lose it On The Slingshot
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Port-O-Potty of the Day for Coachella
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Facebook Tracking….Becasue they are Evil
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