Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can…

She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand…

She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy…

As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her…

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