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2015

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Apr

Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18….

So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her…

But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric…

No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this…

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