My only Kelly Brook story is from a professional rugny player who told me she was passed around the league like a rugny ball, only fatter than a rugby ball, because she’s fat…despite what her tits may be distracting you from…

He proceeded to show me pictures that the leage passed around of her, naked, since that’s what she was known for…nude modeling, while being the joke in the rugby league…

Now if you know Rugby players, they are the kind of lunatics who will run train on a girl giving each other high fives like a bunch of brutes…and I guess that means Kelly Brook was the one being run train on…

Not that I know that for a fact, what I do know is that she moved to LA a few years ago to become famous, leveraging that UK titty model fame, securing a work visa, and now on a TV show, or more importantly attending events like COachella…with her big tits in tow….pretty much looking better than ever, despite being in her late 30s…weird…

All this to say, I am in love with her roommate…

Now here she is in her Coachella Big Titty Cleavage Pics:

Here she is in Some Magazine Photoshooped…

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