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2015

27

Apr

Candice Swanepoel is a Mermaid in a Thong of the Day

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This is the kind of creepy as fuck selfie I can support, endorse and love, and not just because it is of a Victoria’s Secret model who they imported from South Africa…despite already being rich in South Africa…thanks to being white…

I figure Candice Swanepoel is amazing…on so many levels and she’s famous on so many levels at least as far as a model is concerned…because Victoria’s Secret pushed her brandname out there…but she’s barely made that much noise…she’s just hot as fuck…

So seeing her in this selfie of champions…with a sneaky little ass flash in the mirror behind her…like those weirdos who used to post EBAY listing with nude people in the reflection…you know subtle erotica that’s really not all the subtle when you look at the pic…but that is in black and white so that it is selfie art…

I don’t know..she’s getting old, over exposed, even boring and uninteresting…she hasn’t really blown me or anyone away…probably because she’s had the same boyfriend throughout her career…but she’s still a serious fucking babe…and here’s some video of her swimming like a mermaid to cum to.

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