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2015

27

Apr

Fitness Lohan Goals of the Day

LOHAN-LEGS

That is a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s Leg…it is terrifying….

A week or two ago, Lindsay Lohan, known for being a crackhead, party slut, anorexic, skinny little thing that was wasting away…possibly from the AIDS of all the sex she had, even though AIDS is retro, at least according to every 20 year old girl I know who has fucked like a pornstar yet never used a condom…thanks porn.

I figure, Lohan decided she could make money as an instgram model..because these companies pay like 100 dollars a post or some shit, and someone like Lohan could probably command 5,000 dollars a post, so why not jump into the instagram fitness mix…

Well, I cam across this picture…and it reminded my…Lohan…and her new fitness goals…becuase shit’s gonna get her motherfucking money to buy cocaine with…not that someone like Lohan ever pays for her own coke..but you know what I mean…

Lindsay-Lohan-Goals

All This to say – I would watch..and jerk off to her fitness video…


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