Some obsolete men’s magazine that I am surprised is still in business, since no one actually read magazines, except people who would probably read the kind of shit this magazine produces because they aren’t quite bright enough to figure out how the internet and websites work, and they really care about the pictures…has named Michelle Keegan, someone you’ve never heard of as the hottest girl in the world…followed by Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton…Kate Upton….Kate fuckign Upton…I mean I know people in the UK have no fucking taste and their toothless, grey skinned, fat women are what they are used to fucking, while trashy fake tan fake tits are what they are used to jerking off to…but this list is garbage, means nothing, and only proves that Michelle Keegan sucked the right cock…and the editor was like “this list means nothing, might as well throw her on there, so that she sucks my cock again, because really that’s all it is good for”…

Not that it matters…in fact it REALLY doens’t matter…

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