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2015

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day happened at the walk in clinic I had to go to this morning…when I told some babe “you look like a herpes girl”….

I didn’t really know what it meant, but it didn’t get a positive response…kinda like the time I was fingering / watch deep in a skinny girl and I said “”I think fat girls have tighter vaginas than skinny girls…because the fat pushes down on them everything…”

The life of a probably autistic person…now here are some Morning Links…

Letterman on the State of Late Night TV
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Tara Reird in a Bra of the Day
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Jill Bunny Bikini
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Dude Who Seems Like He’s About to Eat It
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Zac Efron half Naked Holding a Pee Over His Dick
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Chelsea Handler in a Bra
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Tasteless Baltimore Riot Joke
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Joni Mitchell is Not ina Coma
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Mariah Carey VS Vegas
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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