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2015

01

May

Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos…

Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam…

I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad…

It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing..

That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok…

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